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WENT TO SEE MY DOCTOR THE OTHER DAY,
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TOLD HIM I WAS FEELING ILL
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AND COULDN'T WALK A STRAIT LINE,
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TOLD HIM I WAS SEEING THINGS,
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TOLD HIM I COULDN'T SLEEP ALL NIGHT
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HE PUT HIS GLASSES ON THE TABLE
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AND WITH A LONG SIGH HE SAID;
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YOU DRINK TOO MUCH AND YOUR PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT,
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YOU'RE NOT A KID NO MORE, I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT,
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THE MORE YOU DRINK, THE WORSE YOU'LL FEEL
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IF YOU KEEP DRINKING WHISKY AND POPPIN PILLS
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IT DON'T MEAN THAT IT'S TIME FOR THE ROCKING CHAIR,
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EVEN THOUGH IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR LOOSING YOUR HAIR
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EITHER GO ON A DIET OR BUY SOME NEW CLOTHS,
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YOUR SO SQUEEZED IN THEM DRAWRS YOU MIGHT LOOSE YOUR TOES.
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CORUS : AND MY PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT.. YOU DRINK
TOO MUCH!
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YEA, MY PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT.. YOU DRINK TOO MUCH!
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OHH, MY PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT.. YOU DRINK TOO MUCH!
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A FEW DAYS LATER WENT TO SEE MY GIRL,
WENT TO TAKE HER OUT AND GIVE HER A WHIRL.
WE HIT THE DANCE FLOOR IN NO TIME FLAT,
I HEARD A RIP, FELT THE WIND ON MY BACK.
CORUS : CAUSE MY
NOW I'M SITTING IN MY OLD BATH ROBE,
I'M THINKING ABOUT HITTING THE ROAD,
BUT I KNOW I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE
IN THESE LEATHER BOOTS AND MY UNDERWEAR......
REPEAT CORUS :